hope you all find something good in christmas this year.. cheesy as that sounds.

remember when nip tuck was just fun bad tv. that show you could watch purely for it’s banality (though, at times they flirted with real issues). well that time is long gone and in it’s stead we find the jerry springer equivelent of night time 1 hour “drama”.

so far, 37 mins into this episode (Season 5, episode 7):

• Sean beds his ex wife’s lesbian lover’s daughter
• The doc’s take an alien embedded lo-jack out of a mans back
• The aforementioned Lesbians are carjacked and forced to use sex toys on each other (the refuse, surprisingly)
• Sean has a heart attack while on E and banging the daughter again

come on. in 37 mins? seriously?

i could totally get behind all that happening in 41 minutes. the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

update:
they managed to work in a near death by burning from cooking meth without following good saftey guidelines before the end of the episode. it was complete with a jump from a second story balcony into a swimming pool. really.

no. really.

one day you’ll be browsing the web and stumble upon a bunch of movies you’ve never heard of–then you’ll remember, oh yeah, i was near dead and out of it for over 2 months.  right.

right.

i have a blog over here too. sheesh.

i’ve been kinda busy with my symfony blog, and my photography blog.. and i guess i forgot about you folks.

my bad.

i will think something up for you soon.

yes, now you can see me staring at you from your bookmarks.

yes.

soak in it.