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oh. yeah.

Monday, December 10th, 2007

bronte

right.

i have a blog over here too. sheesh.

i’ve been kinda busy with my symfony blog, and my photography blog.. and i guess i forgot about you folks.

my bad.

i will think something up for you soon.

november 31st

Friday, November 30th, 2007

survival of the fittest
my bread expires november 31st.
november 31st.

it says so right there on the little sticker.
you know the one, it’s put there by the people responsible for making my bread.

the same people responsible for not killing me with my bread.

and they don’t know how many days are in november.

secondary issue. in programming, when i tell a loop to cease looping upon reaching a value it ceases, but if the value is never arrived at, it goes on infinitely.

so, november 31st is never going to roll around–does that mean my bread lasts forever?

ad bread infinitum? or, conversely was it never best before?

i know this is weak content. i just can’t get over the idea of a grown ass person out in the world, working full time, preparing food for others, with no idea how many days are in the months.

how is it even possible?

x = stupid people.

nope

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

jennifer garner is not a woman.

she’s more like a memory of some girl i made out with when i was 12.

or some kid from a seventies disney movie–but, um, taller.

with breasts.

damn fine breasts.

and gigantic ears.

i’m just sayin.